Which Disney Character I Think I am.

     If I were a Disney character, I think I would be Ariel from the Little Mermaid. She and I have a close connection. Her hair is red, I have a red tint in my hair. She likes to go on adventures, I like to go on adventures every once in a while. She is rebellious and sometimes disobeys her father, I occasionally disobey my parents, depending on what it is that i am disobeying. Her parents feel that she is still a little child and don't let her go out and have fun enjoying life. That is one thing we have in common. My parents think I'm 5 years old. I am the golden child in our house hold. Its very rare that i ever do anything that could get me into trouble. I mean the very few times that I have, I got into trouble but I knew what the consequences were going to be when I did it. But the point is that my dad thinks that I am going to be at home forever, I don't think he is realizing that I am going to college next year and all the rules he has made such as a curfew at 12:30, keeping him updated on every little thing I do, and telling him exactly who I am with is all going to change. He is not going to know every single detail of my life anymore. I think Ariel is probably just waiting for the day when she can go out and do whatever she wants. Ariel and I have some common connections, but the biggest one about how I relate to her is that my father thinks I am 5 and won't let me do anything ever.

The Animal I Most Definitely Do Not Want To Be.

     I don't exactly know what animal I would want to be, but I do know what animal I most definitely do not want to be. That animal would be a caterpillar. Besides the fact that they are gross, and creepy, and have like a million legs on their body, they are super dangerous. I recently learned that as a defence mechanism, caterpillars have developed the ability to shoot acid, and some have whip like organs that they wiggle to frighten away flies. They also have detachable tips called setae that will lodge in skin or mucus membrane. Some caterpillars even regurgitate acidic digestive juices to attack predators. Not all caterpillars are nice little herbivores. Some of them feed on eggs. The most dangerous caterpillars are red, black, and yellow striped. Some hairs on caterpillars are venomous and when they come in contact with humans serious injuries such as,  urticarial dermatitis, atopic asthma to osteochondritis, consumption coagulopathy, renal failure, and intracerebral hemorrhage. However, skin rashes are most common. It is pretty obvious that these insects have the ability to seriously harm and/or kill people. It is strongly advised to stay away from them to protect yourself from any harm that could be caused from these horrid creatures. These are just a few reason why I would most definitely not want to be a caterpillar.

Iago's point of view

I just despise Othello. He walks around like he is the coolest thing just because he is General. Then he goes and appoints that "nerd" Cassio to be his lieutenant. What is he thinking. I clearly have more experience in the field. Cassio has none, I am obviously the one who is better fit for this position. At least I have this idiot sidekick, Roderigo. He should know that I am just taking his money and using him. There is no way that I can help him get Desdemona. Oh my, I swear I will get my revenge on Othello. I will get Desdemona's father, Barbatio, and tell him that his beloved daughter Desdemona has run off and married a black man. That's it! I will then proceed to pretend to be Othello's friend. To trick him. Gosh I'm so smart.

The Last Time I Laughed Until I Cried.

     There has been exactly one time I actually remember laughing until crying, but I don't exactly remember what event it was that made me laugh until I cried. However, there have been many other times that I remember laughing really hard on the verge of crying. One time in when a group of my friends and I went camping along the Madison River. Chance had to pee really bad while we were floating so he peed on Kayla. That was super funny. A more recent time when I have laughed really hard was last Friday. Ruby, Brooke, Lindi, and I went to Livingston for ice cream at Dairy Queen. When we finished our ice cream we decided that we would cruise around Livingston for a bit. We go to the gas station because Ruby had to use the restroom. I found a bunch of brochures and I decided that I wanted one. Of course there are way to many to choose just one so I asked the cashier if they were free and she said yes. Ruby comes out of the bathroom and sees me taking brochures, I tell her to help me and she does, so we take one of every brochure. While in the process of taking the brochures a Mexican man comes up behind us and asks us if we are stealing. We explain to him that we asked if we could take them. He was on his way to Billings and needed directions so Ruby was telling him how to get there. Well I guess he was asking for a map to Billings and I told him "No, I don't think that they have brochures for mops." Ruby looked at me and said, "He said map you idiot." I was so embarrassed that I just said, "Oh." and walked out laughing.